Saturday, 11 October 2008

What-ho, Jeeves!

Well, I am thoroughly bored out of my rather tumultuous mind (is 'tumultuous' the word I am looking for?). Plagued by the requests of tutors and the tutored alike concerning the most droll of subjects: work. I have swarms of work to complete, and I am not in the kind of mood to get started...and who can blame me? When one's work consists (mostly) of the ins and outs of the European Union, there is not much that can be said for the case of actually getting stuck in and completing this mire (again is that the right word?).

So, instead of doing something that will further my career, help me achieve wealth and success and prevent me from being thrown out, I have decided to begin sharing my thoughts with insomniacs and cretins, and you, of couse! Ah! Yes, the lucky few who chance upon these scribblings of juxtaposed language and pretentious banter, but what else would you expect to come from a mentality that is stuck thoroughly in the early 1930s, round about the time a young sprog named Adolf was terrorising the German polling figures.

Within these words of laughable false wisdom, I aim to share with my readership the concepts of civilised society that have suffered a most unfortunate demise. Whether it be as a result of social evolution, or the fact that mankind is suffering a (hopefully) brief sandwich break in his race to achieve near-deity-like supremacy over very little we shall not speculate, but I am sure we are all in agreeance (I must check on that word later...) that it has happened.

The premature, naive prose of someone to young to have the wizened wisdom of someone three-fold his age, but thankfully without the smell of tweed. But dash it! I will say it all, and often, because... as previously stated, I am bored; and until my next post, bored shall I remain.

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